Chase Mortgage

I loathe banks especially the despots who own them but I had to open an account for direct deposit. I chose this bank for one reason and one reason only. I had an Amazon credit card issued by this bank and somehow it ended up getting a big bill sent to me. Thing is I never used it as the interest rate was ridiculously higher than Tyrone the crackhead Dave Chappelle portrayed on his beloved hit TV show. Anyway I went to a branch close by my house and they took immediate care of me and wiped the slate clean. Turned out the bill was derived from some shady company I don't remember who but I remember the excellent service I got from them. So naturally when I needed a bank I turned to them.